Mike,
Your frustrations are not new here. The name game has been going on for ever in the hobby. Best advice I can give you is forget the fancy names.. break it down to the basics .
Its a snakeskin. Its a leopard... its a red turk .. its a blue turq.. its a. Blue diamond. Its a wild green. Its a red gold diamond. ... etc.
Its what I do because honestly at the end of the day ...thats what it is.